(made by theinquietude)
So this gif has been floating around tumblr, as things do, and someone pointed out that the end of the gif makes it look like he's about to slap John's arse as he passes him (NO COMMENT.) Whereupeon someone else commented that "He should have paused, turned, grabbed John, tipped him back, full on snogged him, said “The name is Sherlock Holmes and the address is 221b Baker Street.” THEN LEFT."
Which I thought was pretty damn hilarious. Poor John.
Hence this. 700 words of silliness, typed straight in here. IDEK. Most of it barely even ended up being the snogging bit. But it was fun to write. This is silliness, nothing more.
( John's day is not turning out at all how he thought it would. )
Now, given that I went to bed at 4 am yesterday (today?) it's sleep time.